Chester Creevey's Journal
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
3:10PM
[Hexed to FEMALES]
Who wants to protect me from help me feed Miklos Krum to the Giant Squid?
[Hexed to Saxen Krum]
I know it's a lot to ask. But..uhm...could I borrow you? For a little bit? I'll give you cookies. Or whatever you want.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
8:39AM
No one has died yet, so I think I've accomplished SOMETHING. Maybe not. I don't know. Who thought that a Creevey teaching something was a good idea? I AM NOT CAREFUL OR ANYTHING LIKE YOUR SMART STUDENTS.
THE REALLY BIG FLOWER WITH FANGS AND VINES THAT SMELL LIKE PUMPKIN PASTIES TRIED TO LURE ME IN SO IT COULD EAT ME.
And it worked.
But then everyone worked to kill it so it would set me free without me getting torn apart and thanks a lot and I'm really sorry about the plant.
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE THINK NEXT TIME BEFORE YOU PUT ME IN A POSITION OF POWER OR AUTHORITY? PLEASE?
[Family/Friends]
Do you think that's a big enough 'OhmyMerlin!' that they'll let me stop teaching?
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Friday, June 20, 2008
7:08PM
I know, I know. You're so disappointed that I am not going to the ball as the Giant Squid. Fear not! I will go as something magnificent and amazing and you'll wish you were wearing it. This change of heart is because Jenna Towler is GOING to the ball with me!
Why?
Because if she doesn't, who will dance with me?!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
10:20PM
You all hate me. So. Bye.
I entrust my clothes to Paulie, my piggybank to Jenna, and the rest of whatever else that I have to whoever wants it.
I loved you all.
P.S. I'm going to go be a G.S. now.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
3:49PM
I can't find my wand. Or my shoes. Or half of my wardrobe. Did someone take my shite? Because I can't function without my stuff. Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmy. Make them give it BAAAAACK.